Tuesday, July 9, 2013

A Delicious Lunch Alternative

Today for work I decided to have something healthy, like a sandwich.  An ice cream sandwich isn't very healthy, but a salad is, an ice cream salad.  I'll just add some fresh fruit to it, but instead of fresh fruit I'll go with chocolate and whipped cream.  Those are like fruits, too.

Ice Cream Salad

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Lazy Attempts at Destroying the World

Switch the close and open buttons on an elevator. That'll probably do it, or, whatever...

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Cat Lady Thought

Why don't they make wine for cats?

Monday, April 25, 2011

Bitchology 101

Scientists have long discovered that humans aren’t very different than other animal, except for the fact that humans possess a unique and profound ability to bitch about everything. It’s really the only thing that separates us from the animal kingdom.

(Except for the Bitchopotamus and the now extinct Bitchosaurus Rex.)

"Scientists theorize that this was how the Bitchosaurus Rex complained about its tiny arms."

"In its natural habitat, the Bitchopotamus is often found not shutting the fuck up."

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Scientific Fact #608

Zombies hate the taste of french people.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Meows About Another Caty Lady Thought

Does she think I just stand behind the front door for the hours when I leave for work?